What the Hell, NOGGIN?
posted by Sheri
Um, screw you, NOGGIN, and your Worldwide Day of Play crap. We need to get the house cleaned!
Maybe you noticed. Maybe you didn't. But our house is a total pigsty and we planned to plop Clyde down in front of TV while Leo naps so we can kick out some chores. But no...now NOGGIN has to go and cancel TV. In honor of Worldwide Day of Play. Puh-lease...
Screw you, NOGGIN. Like you really care how much TV our kids watch. I mean, TV is like your whole entire thing. You get us hooked and now you won't deliver RIGHT WHEN WE NEED YOU MOST.